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How many light bulbs does it take to cross a road?

22.02.18 1 note

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24.01.18 14,975 notes

Never have I ever heard a song which better captures the feeling of the precise moment you’re pissed enough to start enjoying dancing @ the club

24.01.18 1 note

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4.01.18

on the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me seven (7) good boys,

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20.12.17 3,220 notes

drunkenlamppost:

v1als:
santa claus:
is part of a collective workforce where they all live on-site and share resources, food, and shelter
distributes gifts to people regardless of who they are
wears red
santa claus is a communist
• dangerous targets are imposed on workforces to meet extra demand without increasing costs over the xmas period
• parents are pressured to buy expensive gifts regardless of their financial situation to maintain the santa illusion
• the traditional colour of santa’s clothes was changed to red as a result of marketing by the coca cola company
santa claus is a capitalist nightmare

That said I fckn love xmas

5.12.17 104 notes

v1als:

santa claus:
is part of a collective workforce where they all live on-site and share resources, food, and shelter
distributes gifts to people regardless of who they are
wears red
santa claus is a communist

• dangerous targets are imposed on workforces to meet extra demand without increasing costs over the xmas period

• parents are pressured to buy expensive gifts regardless of their financial situation to maintain the santa illusion

• the traditional colour of santa’s clothes was changed to red as a result of marketing by the coca cola company

santa claus is a capitalist nightmare

5.12.17 104 notes